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Teams of melon packers have been working around the clock preparing a shipment of finest melons for your enjoyment. As you can see from the attached image, we are nearly ready to proceed with this venture.

We have, however, hit upon an unforeseen snag preventing joyous completion. Customs restrictions both in my country and in yours are preventing successful shipment of fruits and vegetables. As discussed, our only recourse is to bribe the appropriate customs officials, and unfortunately melons are no good here. Please speed your promised payment of five thousand American dollars to ensure completion of happy melon delivery.

Best Regards,
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stibbons